Here is a lovely Victorian painting of St. Joseph, the Blessed Virgin Mary, the Child Jesus, and the Child Jesus’ snowboard:
What seals it is the nervous attitude of Mary: “Oh, dear. I just know He’s going to dump some fresh powder so He can jib off the side of the house and frontside ollie into some sick 1080’s before He air-to-fakies down the halfpipe.” And Joseph’s like, “Well, if He breaks an arm, that’ll learn Him, and He’ll just instantaneously heal it anyway.”
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red pill junkie // Friday, May 23, 2008 at 9:22 pm |
LOL! Actually, young Jesus could have practiced snowboarding at the forests of mount Hermon. We still have this misconception that ancient Galilee was this desertic place, but that’s completely wrong. In fact, we can even speculate that Jesus could have worked as a logger in one of those lush cedar forests, where wood was exported to all the nations of the roman empire—to build boats especially.
Jules // Wednesday, May 28, 2008 at 11:37 pm |
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
*priceless!!*