You gotta lotta time to think with your knee jacked up over your heart, listening to the tendons heal.
How is it that a German Catholic from the West side of Cincinnati cannot abide beer?
Why does a person with a mathematical learning disability develop a lifelong obsession with the space program?
What’s going on when the child who actively prayed for her appendix to burst so that she may legally leave class becomes a teacher?
Why would a horribly pale woman who can’t stand bugs or humidity and who very nearly failed Spanish move to Florida for five years, and then mope in front of a Cocoa Beach webcam for minutes on end after moving out?
How come the same person who writes scathing essays about unrealistic female body image stands in front of the dressing room mirror with half a swimsuit on and bursts into tears?
Why did the the girl once voted “Most Likely Future Nun” graduate from the sister school of the flagship of Catholic higher education and then marry a person who currently has Martin Luther’s Bible Concordance bedside?
How can a person who was born on the coldest day in the history of Cincinnati dread winter so deeply that a cold window triggers a panic attack?
Why do babies, even paper babies in a magazine, make me cry, but the thought of producing one also triggers a panic attack?
WHERE IS MY PERCOSET?!
just asking at: mbe@drinktothelasses.com
8 responses so far ↓
A Few Questions | Morning Works Media // Wednesday, July 1, 2009 at 9:39 pm |
[...] Beth, off the Percoset Share and [...]
Hunter House Mom // Thursday, July 2, 2009 at 2:00 am |
How? Why? I don’t know but they make for great writing MB! We love you and the honesty you reveal to us when you write.
MB // Thursday, July 2, 2009 at 7:14 am |
Thanks, Mom– I love you too.
P.S. Thank you for pushing out my husband.
starnarcosis // Thursday, July 2, 2009 at 8:23 am |
all i can say is that if you REALLY want to get a realistic view of your body image you should spend a few hours in any swim park.
MB // Thursday, July 2, 2009 at 10:11 pm |
That’s the best advice I’ve had all week.
amy t. // Thursday, July 2, 2009 at 9:00 am |
Enjoy those pills while they last! I just read an article that it has been recommended the FDA take percoset and vicodin off the market.
red pill junkie // Thursday, July 2, 2009 at 11:47 am |
As the movie “Love’s a Bitch” teaches us:
You want to make God laugh? Tell Him your plans
:)
Instantaneous « Blonde Champagne // Thursday, July 9, 2009 at 6:05 pm |
[...] July 9, 2009 · Leave a Comment Earlier I mentioned a Cocoa Beach webcam, which I visit on a daily basis so that I know how to feel. If it’s a [...]