(dialing number)
(click)
“Sir, do not answer the phone while I’m writing you a ticket.”
“It’s my wife. She’s wondering why I’m late.”
“…Josh?”
“Sir, hang up the–”
(END CALL)
moving violation at: mbe@drinktothelasses.com
Conversations You Don’t Want to Hear
Friday, July 10, 2009 · 6 Comments
Categories: Things Which Suck · Wordpress Can't Box Me In,Man
6 responses so far ↓
AlabamaGuy // Friday, July 10, 2009 at 8:10 am |
Don’t you just LOVE it when you get a Fast Driver Award? Of all the things important to maintaining the stability of a society, one’s velocity on a street has gotta rank right up there, huh? I know I ALWAYS feel safe and secure and smug (er…I mean “snug) when I pass some poor schmuck pulled over on the side of the road for breaking the law in such an egregious fashion – the nerve, the gall, the sheer hutzpah, to speed on MY roads? ROFLMAO!
Seriously – might check into traffic school as an alternative to paying a fine, because it usually negates any points and/or insurance premium increases! (voice of experience here, folks! lol)
Good luck!
Qualifying | Morning Works Media // Friday, July 10, 2009 at 9:21 am |
[...] Beth overhears a conversation she’d really rather not Share and [...]
red pill junkie // Friday, July 10, 2009 at 12:18 pm |
Dude, you were this close to get tazed!
Lex // Tuesday, July 14, 2009 at 10:47 am |
I love that not even a cop telling him NO will keep JTP from answering a call from you. Excellent.
C@ssie // Tuesday, July 14, 2009 at 10:28 pm |
I would like to say that you have the best husband EVER. I wish mine said sweet things to me, but he just doesn’t put in the effort anymore. Once you’ve bought the cow…*sigh*
MB // Tuesday, July 14, 2009 at 11:04 pm |
Very sweet of you to say; I will let JTP know he has a fan :) Have you ever heard of the concept of “love languages”? (http://tinyurl.com/5jxumc) Maybe your husband isn’t a “talker,” but a “doer,” or “giver.” I know I’m a “talker” :)