“Please do not send the Etch-A-Sketch down the slide.”
“Did you just PEE?… Well then, I’d like to know what that puddle on the floor is.”
“Point the laser cannon away from your brother.”
“Aunt Beth, look what you’re supposed to do with the water in the back of church. You go like this: Forehead, shirt, this shoulder, that shoulder.”
“The bubble didn’t taste very good, did it? That’s why I told you not to eat it.”
“…ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen… nine…”
“Keep your pants on until you get inside the bathroom.”
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5 responses so far ↓
John B // Monday, September 7, 2009 at 9:24 pm |
It is spectacles testicles wallet watch, obviously you are not male and lacking in your Catholic school education. :)
Carrie // Tuesday, September 8, 2009 at 9:43 am |
My faves also include:
Stop licking the car
Don’t stab the dog
Get your shoe out of your mouth
And the ever popular Mama check your pants – you made stinky
j.s. // Tuesday, September 8, 2009 at 10:51 am |
How about comments from PARENTS, like, “He got poop on WHAT?!”
starnarcosis // Tuesday, September 8, 2009 at 1:26 pm |
Please do not hang up all your sisters’ underwear in the maple tree and then invite all your friends to see your underwear tree.
Please do not climb out of your bedroom window, over the roof, and down the tree by the garage to go to Wendy’s for a burger at 11 pm.
Ginny // Thursday, September 17, 2009 at 12:25 am |
Love the list.
In my home, one hears “With underwear comes responsibility.” (yes, I do have a toddler).